Q. How can do use the Analytics/Data Mining features on Excel?

You need to check out a laptop from one of the kiosks on campus. These are brand new Dell laptops with Windows -- not the old Chromebooks. These are outstanding laptops. We checked one out and looked at Excel and it already has the features you need! 

NOTE: Be sure to read the terms. The laptops must stay in the library or building and have GPS tracking. The batteries are good for 3-4 hours. If it runs out and you need more time, just return it and checkout another one, if they are available.